Sunday, October 7, 2012

A Deal's A Deal

I promised I'd shave off the 'stache if I came in first in the Kilted to Kick Cancer fundraiser.

Well, mission accomplished:



Man, I hate shaving my upper lip...

That is all.

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27 comments:

MSgt B said...

Now we know where Lex Luthor's been hiding all these years.

Wally said...

Now you'll be forced to dust your cookies by hand!

Well done sir!

Randall said...

Time to change the Banner!

1911A1 said...

Get one of those stick-on staches until yours grows back. Hurry! Do it NOW!!!

Texas Sean said...

Now is the perfect time to begin a new project w/r/t a hirsute appendage of the upper lip! I highly reccomend either Fireman's Friend or Oregon Wild Hair wax. A waxed handlebar mustache would lend you a devil-may-care, Snidely Whiplash, circus strongman air!

ASM826 said...

Is that a "Come and Take It" t-shirt?

RobertM said...

Wow.

Bubblehead Les. said...

Just keep telling yourself, "It'll grow back, it'll grow back."

And for God's Sake, send your picture to your Wife! I'd hate for you to open the Front Door and catch a 12 gauge in the Chest!

"I'm sorry Officer, but I saw this Strange Man entering the House...." ; )

TotC said...

Ummm... wow

I mean after seeing your pic for the longest time and finally meeting in meatspace at NRA con this year, I am wowed.

There is always Movember though.

Dave H said...

A waxed handlebar mustache would lend you a devil-may-care, Snidely Whiplash, circus strongman air!

If you go this route, maybe you can borrow Roberta X's pennyfarthing.

maddmedic said...

Damn it!! I just shot my computer!!!
Wow...

Jester said...

Who is this? Blogfather this cant be you!

Anonymous said...

Grow. It. Back.

John Bernard Books

Old NFO said...

LOL, yep grow it back, that is NOT you... :-) And congratulations!

Daniel in Brookline said...

Yikes. Jay, for God's sake, smile. You look like a psychopath on Death Row.

(Or, alternatively, get a job subbing for Klavan On The Culture. Come to think of it, I'd love to see what you do with THAT gig!)

Glenn B said...

Where have all the mustache hairs gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the mustache hairs gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the mustache hairs gone?
Jay has picked and shaved them every one
When will he ever learn?
When will he ever learn?

Here is hoping they will grow back soon, really soon, sooer than expected. Had I had the foresight to foresee this result, I may have doubled my donations just to get you not to shave it off.

By the way, take Les' advice, you had best let your wife know what you look like now otherwise the result could be other than expected. Then again, who knows, she may like the new you.

All the best,
Glenn B

PS: I once heard that pigeon doody, under the top lip, works wonders. Of course, do not try that unless you find yourself on the verge of suicide because you cannot cope with the result of the shave. And by the way, where is a pic of you in that new hat without the stache???

Robert said...

Walter!

Mikael said...

Without the stache you look a bit like the singer of R.E.M. (Like someone squished him from aspect ratio 16:9 to 4:3).

Laura said...

Robert and i are of the same mind. Heisenberg...

Ted N said...

Good Lord, grow it back!

Quicklier, more quicklier!

Please, for all our sakes, never shave it again!

Kevin said...

DUDE! The new hat DEMANDS the 'stache! Grow it back! Grow it back!

Geodkyt said...

C r e e p y. . .

Jay G said...

Don't worry. It's already being grown back...

Heh. Maybe I should post a mustache pic of the week to chronicle progress... :)

Robert said...

Yeah, and it's colder without hair there although soup is less messy. I shaved after having a full beard for a while and was shocked to see a stranger in the mirror.

Mikael said...

Btw: For the comparison with the singer of R.E.M (Michael Stipe).

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Cc9QMgvN9_E/S0iO2Qub7sI/AAAAAAAAAJo/OJeoXJ-zfCA/s1600/ms_blog.jpg

Ross said...

I'm trying to decide if he looks more like Ruk or a skinny Uncle Fester.

Bonus points to whoever identifies the first name WITHOUT using a search engine.

John B said...

@Ross Android played by Ted -lurch- Cassidy. ST:TOS "what are little girls made of"