Monday, September 3, 2012

We Love Additions!

Tango sent me this one. Seems it happened a few months ago, but I missed it at the time. Too bad, because it's a good one...

Man who shot intruder was justified, D.A. says
SANDY — A man who shot and killed an intruder while visiting a woman at a Sandy apartment was legally justified, prosecutors have determined.

Salt Lake County District Attorney Sim Gill said his office determined that Priest Jemelle Mitchell, 35, was justified in using deadly force against Brendon Saunders on June 30 at Windmill Cove Apartments, 9551 Brandy Spring Lane, because he was trying to protect himself.
So, he broke down the door to an ex-girlfriend's apartment? What did he expect was going to happen? This sort of thing never fails to amaze me. What do these geniuses think is going to happen? The girl is going to see him smashing down her door and suddenly change her mind about the dude? "Wow! I never should have broken up with him - all that homicidal rage just makes him *glow*!"

Instead, he took three to the breadbasket and won't be down for breakfast - a far superior outcome...

Dead Goblin Count: 321

That is all.

1 comment:

Ed said...

Not an ex-girlfriend, but an ex-wife. Some people take that "till death do you part" bit way too seriously.