Curry Student’s Dorm Room ‘Smells Like Urine & Feces’
MILTON (CBS) – A junior at Curry College in Milton was looking forward to the new school year, until he saw his dorm room.You know what it smells like? A freakin' college dorm room! Wah! Wah! My concrete-walled room gets hot in the end of summer! You can't open the windows much because college students are known to throw things out of them. Calling in the Board of Health? Seriously? Over a dorm room? It's good to know there's nothing more important going on in Milton.
“It smells like urine and feces,” says Peter Maxwell of Michigan. “And we have three fans going, but this room is so humid it’s almost dripping. It’s like being in a prison.”
When you think about it, that's the scary part. What's the response to a situation you don't like? Call the government! No, we can't take care of things on our own, we need the omnipresent nanny state to step in and help us. Rather than find an alternate living arrangement - and I've never heard of a college that wouldn't let you change dorms if you asked - he calls in the .gov. This is going to be the default action for a lot of people in this day and age.
Calling the Board of Health over a dorm room - that's gotta be some kind of nanny state record right there...
That is all.