Police say party store owner shoots 3 robbers on Detroit's west side
DETROIT (WXYZ) - Detroit Police say four burglars targeted the wrong party store. Now one is dead, two are in the hospital in critical condition and one is in jail.As is usually the case, the story is scant on details, but this sure looks like a clean shoot to me. I hope that the police spokesperson's line about "it's unfortunate that the store owner had to take such measures" is aimed more at the goblins than city politics and budget shortfalls. In any case, that's some seriously good shooting on the owner's part - one room temperature, two more in the hospital, and a fourth in jail. Four for one!
It happened at The Right Way Express Party Store on Joy Road at Ohio overnight on Detroit’s west side.
Dead Goblin Count: 324
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