Monday, September 10, 2012

Mondays Are Easier With Additions

Scott in MI sends in the latest addition:

Police say party store owner shoots 3 robbers on Detroit's west side
DETROIT (WXYZ) - Detroit Police say four burglars targeted the wrong party store. Now one is dead, two are in the hospital in critical condition and one is in jail.

It happened at The Right Way Express Party Store on Joy Road at Ohio overnight on Detroit’s west side.
As is usually the case, the story is scant on details, but this sure looks like a clean shoot to me. I hope that the police spokesperson's line about "it's unfortunate that the store owner had to take such measures" is aimed more at the goblins than city politics and budget shortfalls. In any case, that's some seriously good shooting on the owner's part - one room temperature, two more in the hospital, and a fourth in jail. Four for one!

Dead Goblin Count: 324

That is all.

3 comments:

Robert said...

Oh, what I would give to find out if he yealled "Hey Dudes, Let's Party!" just before he opened fire.

Armed Texan said...

NYPD needs to hire this guy to teach marksmanship and gun handling to their officers.

instinct said...

OR "Party's over boys!"