An Engineer Dies.Admit it - you laughed...
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. Peter checks his list and says, "You're an engineer you're in the wrong place."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning, toilets and escalators, and the engineer is becoming popular.
One day God calls Satan on the telephone and asks, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Things are going great. We've got air conditioning, toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
That is all.