Monday, September 3, 2012

Monday Afternoon Yucks...

Sent in by OldNFO; I happen to know an engineer or two, and this is shockingly accurate...
An Engineer Dies.

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. Peter checks his list and says, "You're an engineer you're in the wrong place."

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning, toilets and escalators, and the engineer is becoming popular.

One day God calls Satan on the telephone and asks, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Things are going great. We've got air conditioning, toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Admit it - you laughed...

That is all.


Glenn B said...

You mean to tell me that Perry Mason didn't go to Heaven?????????

Ross said...

The first time I heard it, yes, I laughed. (that was probably about 20 years ago, though...)

Anonymous said...

A man dies and meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, "aren't you a lawyer?"

The man answers, "yes, I defended the oppressed from the laws of the majority."

St. Peter says, "Ah, so you need to report to Hell."

The man heads downstairs, but when he opens the door he finds a beautiful, lush field, which beautiful crops surrounding the area.

He backs out, and heads back to St. Peter and reports his findings. St. Peter rings up Satan and tells him the report.

Satan's reply, "Damn those Mormons, they're irrigating again!"

David said...

Just goes to show you how 99.9% of the lawyers will give the rest a bad name.