Monday, August 27, 2012

Keep Mooooving...

Sorry. I couldn't resist...

Cows Removed Safely From Route 195 Median
DARTMOUTH (CBS) – Commuters on Route 195 had a story to tell when they arrived at work Monday morning.

Many of them saw two cows near the highway during rush hour.

The cows were spotted wandering in the median strip grass around 7 a.m. in Dartmouth.

I'm sure that late workers were sure to milk this response for all it was worth. I mean, they had a legitimate beef, right? To err is human, to clog up a roadway bovine? I hope folks could safely steer around the obstacles...

Okay, okay, I'll stop - just had to share the funny news...

That is all.

7 comments:

libertyman said...

Two cows, really? And that's no bull?

Brad_in_MA said...

Udderly ridiculous. Udderly.

[/runs away. FAST]

SpeakerTweaker said...

We must turn the hose on you for these puns. Shop rules.

Also, just two cows? Hell, if you don't see that on the way to anywhere in TX, you've probably got some sort of beef with your GPS.

*hangs head in shame*

Roger said...

I'm certain that no drivers on I 95 were cowed by the bovines occupying the center pasture.

I just had to do it.

mikee said...

Glad these bad puns stopped before somebody really stepped in it.

Anonymous said...

I'm patty sure we've run through all the bovine puns I've ever seen or herd, but I cud beef wrong.

LittleRed1

Cormac said...

A cattle drive on the morning drive?
I'm sure more than a few were leaning on their horns...