North Augusta gun shop owner kills suspected burglar, injures two others
Let's count the levels of fail here. First off, robbing a gun store? In South Carolina? And not casing the place and discovering that the owner lives on premises???NORTH AUGUSTA — One man is dead and two are recovering after being shot by a gun store owner during a burglary of his business Thursday morning.Stephen Bayazes Jr., 57, told officers that he and his wife were asleep in an apartment at the back of the business, Guns & Ammo Gunsmith, 522 Edgefield Road, shortly before 4 a.m. when he awoke after hearing a loud crash and the activation of a silent alarm.
But wait, it gets better:
The owner comes out with a rifle, at which point the men yell about killing him. Are you kidding me? Are these the dumbest freakin' crooks in the known universe? He killed one, and hit the rest, which puts his ratio a heck of a lot better than the police.Bayazes grabbed an AR-15 semiautomatic rifle and found three men loading guns into a van that had crashed through the side wall of the store.After hearing the men yell to kill him, Bayazes shot one 30-round magazine of .223-caliber bullets before retreating to his bedroom to reload, he later told officers.
Let me put it to you this way: I hear someone breaking into my house say "Kill him", it's going to sound just like "RANGE IS HOT"...
Dead Goblin Count: 318
That is all.