Well, blogson Merlin sends in a story that saw exactly this happen; in fact, it was a neighbor who got shot by his neighbor. But listen why...
Deputies: Homeowner shoots man in face with shotgun
COUNTY, S.C. - Authorities said a neighborhood dispute in Waterloo turned deadly Saturday night.The neighbor responded by grabbing a shotgun, shooting the perp in the face and ending the dispute permanently. They're already saying that they believe it's a good shoot. I'd hope so; pretty much anywhere outside MA/NY/NJ/CA someone firing a gun into your house is a damn good reason to unload 00 buckshot in their vicinity. Heck, honestly, even here in MA anywhere outside Boston you'd most likely not be charged - it's pretty clear that when someone is standing on your property firing a weapon at you you've got the right to shoot back.
Investigators with the Laurens County Sheriff’s Office said a man walked onto his neighbor’s front porch on Sulphur Springs Road at about 7:45 p.m. and started shooting.
At least now we know what caliber for neighbor...
Dead Goblin Count: 316
That is all.