Paraplegic man kills intruder during Johnstown home break-in
So, not only was the victim a paraplegic, but the goblin got the drop on him. And he still managed to get his gun and shoot the goblin DRT. Damn fine work, Mr. Mutter!JOHNSTOWN — John Mutter was asleep in his bed on Sunset Drive when an intruder poked him in the head with a shotgun.Mutter, a paraplegic who keeps a gun nearby for protection, fatally shot the intruder, early Sunday, Licking County Coroner's investigator George Ridgeway said.
[pauses to let cheers die down]
Really, there's little to add here. This is pretty much the Brady Campaign's worst nightmare - you are talking about someone that literally cannot run away. Without a firearm to equalize the mobility differential, someone like Mutter is at a distinct disadvantage to a goblin. Those that would dearly love to take away our right to bear arms would have Mr. Mutter at the mercy of every methhead in the county, all in their Quixotic quest for a gun-free world.
I greatly prefer the world we live in, where men like Mr. Mutter plant goblins rather than submit to them...
Dead Goblin Count: 312
That is all.