First off, Stretch keeps us up-to-date on the latest in the Je$$e Jack$on Jr. saga:
NBC News Report: Jesse Jackson Jr Is Found
“The congressman is receiving intensive medical treatment at a residential treatment facility for a mood disorder,” says a statement attributed to Jackson’s doctor. “He is responding positively to treatment…”The congressman’s office quickly added, “The rumors about him being treated for alcohol or substance abuse are not true.”
Wayne LaPierre Fights for the Second Amendment Before the United Nations
Amen, Wayne, amen. Kudos for keeping an eye on this. I mean, the UN has freakin' IRAN on this "council" - because, you know, Iran has America's best interests at heart...On behalf of those 100 million American gun owners, I am here to announce NRA’s strong opposition to anti-freedom policies that disregard American citizens’ right to self-defense.No foreign influence has jurisdiction over the freedoms our Founding Fathers guaranteed to us.We will not stand idly by while international organizations, whether state-based or stateless, attempt to undermine the fundamental liberties that our men and women in uniform have fought so bravely to preserve – and on which our entire American system of government is based.
Lastly, on the lighter side, Stretch sends in a story that shows it's not just Massachusetts that's filled with weenies...
Town Overrun by Turkeys Bans Feeding the Birds
Officials at a town that has been overrun by wild turkeys took matters into their own hands on Tuesday, making it illegal for residents to feed the birds. Anyone caught feeding the turkeys in Hainesport Township could be fined up to $2,000.The township committee approved the ordinance during a meeting Tuesday night.
Because, you know, when the only tool you have is a
It just goes to show - stupid is universal.
That is all.