Biden drenched by children with super-soakers
Washington (CNN) - Vice President Joe Biden's cordial annual media picnic turned into an all-out war between the vice president and children of journalists in attendance.
The vice president distributed high-powered water guns to the children gathered at his official residence and identified notable journalists for them to pursue.
Now, again, imagine if this had been Dick Cheney instead of harmless ol' Plugs? How would those headlines have read differently?
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The possibilities are endless...
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