Thursday, June 14, 2012

And Now, A Spot of Levity...

Heh. Gerry sent this video in. It far too good not to share:



Just watch the whole thing. Dude 1 runs like a scared little rabbit - and that's the best decision made. Dude 2 gets the holy stuffing beaten out of him - first, the clerk behind the counter pepper sprays him with what looks like a fire extinguisher sized sprayer, then the clerk starts pounding on Dude 2, then some random female comes in and starts kicking him in the head. Another clerk comes in and starts manhandling the stupid crook, and then he gets arrested.

Man, a goblin can't catch a break these days - unless it's his bones...

That is all.

20 comments:

Sean D Sorrentino said...

I can't get a link to the Toronto Sun who covered this, but here's a video with voiceover

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3HHXsikps

The woman is his wife, and the random dude who showed up last is a customer. This happened in Quebec

Atom Smasher said...

Is that the bear spray dude?

I want to marry the kicker chick - I will bear her many strong sons.

Anonymous said...

+1 Atom Smasher.

There must be a hard wired attraction to women who lay the shoe leather to mopes.

These guys just need to find another line of work.

Gerry

Balloon Goes Up said...

How did you not comment on dude 2 being bent over the counter, spanked and pantsed?

Chad said...

Man, I love a happy ending :D

Evyl Robot Michael said...

LOL! Good stuff!

Weer'd Beard said...

To quote Ron White: "I didn't know how many of them it would take to kick my ass...but I knew how many they were going to use!"

ASM826 said...

Not a high level of skill, but all the enthusiasm you could ask for!

TOTWTYTR said...

Should I feel bad for laughing?

I don't.

Mikael said...

Seen it, just as hilarious the second time.

God, Gals, Guns, Grub said...

Seriously though... the clerk picking up the chair and putting it between him and the knife was good thinking while on the move...

Dann in Ohio

Old NFO said...

GOOOOOD one! :-)

lee n. field said...

I laughed out loud when the spray came out. I want a fire hose like that.

Anonymous said...

Of course in Canada, you are not allowed to own and/or use pepper spray for self defense. Pepper spray is a "prohibited weapon". However, the much larger "Bear Spray" canisters are legal to own for defense against animals, and to use for self defense if you happened to have it handy.

ASM826 said...

There's always wasp and hornet spray in the large cans designed to shoot a direct stream 15 to 20 feet onto a nest. Get the good stuff, you never know when you might need it.

Dirk said...

Oh, that made my day!

Charlie Foxtrot said...

Thank gawd that didn't happen in Kalifornia. Dooood #2 would have ended up owning the store and the owner's homes.

I hope that videoed beat-down follows that maroon throughout his crime career.

Seerak said...

Kanada isn't much of an upgrade from Kali on that count. I'm still in shock that the store staff didn't face any charges.

Mr Evilwrench said...

Reckon they could've stripped him naked and duct taped him to the inside of the front window of the store, but this was a laff riot as it was.

Larry said...

Dude 2 made the fatal error of coming over the counter and then losing his weapon. Good to see the defenders made the best of that.

And yes, it just gets funnier every time you see it.