Heh. Gerry sent this video in. It far too good not to share:
Just watch the whole thing. Dude 1 runs like a scared little rabbit - and that's the best decision made. Dude 2 gets the holy stuffing beaten out of him - first, the clerk behind the counter pepper sprays him with what looks like a fire extinguisher sized sprayer, then the clerk starts pounding on Dude 2, then some random female comes in and starts kicking him in the head. Another clerk comes in and starts manhandling the stupid crook, and then he gets arrested.
Man, a goblin can't catch a break these days - unless it's his bones...
That is all.