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A certain quasi-retired World's Most Dangerous Librarian sent this in for consideration. Apparently I am years before my time. 500, seems like it - this apparently dates back to the 16th century. So 500 years before I attached a bayonet to a snubbie, some medieval version of me was sticking an axe on a matchlock.
Truly I have found my ancestors...
That is all.