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Thursday, April 19, 2012

Definition of Idiotype...

That'd be this dolt, right here:

Photo of gas theft from police car brings arrest
JENKINS, Ky. – There it was on Facebook for all to see — Michael Baker with a gas can, a siphon hose stuck into a police cruiser in eastern Kentucky and a middle finger raised.

Among those who saw it were Jenkins police, who arrested 20-year-old Baker on Monday and charged him with theft by unlawful taking.
Let me get this straight. This dopamine siphons gasoline out of a police car, uses an obscene gesture, then posts it on Facebook, and is somehow surprised he got arrested? Not to put too fine a point on it, but how the holy hell did this guy get to be 20 years old without drinking out of a container with a skull and crossbones on it? I mean, what the hell did this stooge expect? I like how they justify it as "just a joke" - guess what, genius? The joke's on you, because something tells me you had better spent the next year or two stopping completely at every stop sign and obeying the speed limit at all times.

I hope you choke on the tickets, imbecile.

That is all.

9 comments:

eiaftinfo said...

Reminds me of an old classmate by the name of Jack. He was boosting some gas using the same method but first he wanted to check if their was gas in the tank. Used a match to look down the tank . . . . . . .

He eventually ate a .45 slug out in California. Something about Darwin comes to mind.

Anonymous said...

Sally Anne, put down your beer and take my picture.

Kentucky Proud!

Gerry

Dave H said...

How do you ever get gas out of a car these days? Just about every car I've had in the past 20+ years has had something in the line to prevent a hose from reaching into the tank.

Old NFO said...

There is stupid and then there's STOOPID... sigh

Tango said...

I'm wondering how they KNOW that he actually took gas instead of just posing for the picture?

texas whitetail hunts said...

Stealing gas from police car not a good idea.

Jennifer said...

Staggering intellect on that one

Wilson said...

(Sigh) Stupid criminals are the only way Kentucky ever seems to make the news. Well, that or basketball. (Sigh again)

Daniel in Brookline said...

This story implies that police departments these days have officers regularly checking Facebook. (Either that, or someone saw the pic and turned him in.)

Nice work if you can get it...