Photo of gas theft from police car brings arrest
JENKINS, Ky. – There it was on Facebook for all to see — Michael Baker with a gas can, a siphon hose stuck into a police cruiser in eastern Kentucky and a middle finger raised.Let me get this straight. This dopamine siphons gasoline out of a police car, uses an obscene gesture, then posts it on Facebook, and is somehow surprised he got arrested? Not to put too fine a point on it, but how the holy hell did this guy get to be 20 years old without drinking out of a container with a skull and crossbones on it? I mean, what the hell did this stooge expect? I like how they justify it as "just a joke" - guess what, genius? The joke's on you, because something tells me you had better spent the next year or two stopping completely at every stop sign and obeying the speed limit at all times.
Among those who saw it were Jenkins police, who arrested 20-year-old Baker on Monday and charged him with theft by unlawful taking.
I hope you choke on the tickets, imbecile.
That is all.