Monday, May 31, 2010

ZOMG! We're All Gonna Die, Part ???

5 toxics that are everywhere: Protect yourself
(CNN) -- A growing body of research is linking five chemicals -- among the most common in the world -- to a host of ailments, including cancer, sexual problems and behavioral issues.

We encounter them every day -- in plastic bottles, storage containers, food wrap, cans, cookware, appliances, carpets, shower curtains, clothes, personal care products, furniture, television sets, electronics, bedding, cushions and mattresses. In short, every room in almost every house in the United States is likely to contain at least one of these chemicals, many of which did not exist a century ago.
Got that? These deadly poisons are IN YOUR HOME RIGHT NOW ZOMG AND THEY WILL KILL YOU D-E-D! Holy crap, could this possibly be more alarmist? Of the ZOMG FIVE DEADLY TOXICS, only one - formaldehyde - is a known carcinogen, and at that needs something to happen to the substrate to be released (i.e. you have to start chewing on the particle board or burn it first). The other items are designated as "items of concern" - and with good reason, most are bioaccumulative - but have no definitive effects proven yet. I certainly wouldn't sit down to a bisphenol A smorgasbord, but the likelihood of ill effects are as yet unclear - certainly not worth the ZOMG WE'RE GONNA DIE-type headlines.

Alar in apples.
Bovine growth hormone.
DDT.

The list of items they've panicked over for no good reason continues to grow, yet for some unknown reason we still pay these idiot eggheads heed - why?

That is all.

Others Remember...

Here are some other Memorial Day posts around the web.
Remember.

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A Solemn Promise



Thank you, each and every one of you, for keeping us free. The single biggest regret I have in my life is that I've never served; I've never put my life on the line for what I believe in. Freedom is not free; your brothers and sisters who didn't come home serve as a grim testament to that truism. We all benefit from your sacrifice; our nation simply could not exist without your sacrifice, your perseverance, and your honor.

We're fighting a war right now, on many different fronts and many different ways. Some of your brothers and sisters in arms won't come back whole from the conflict; others won't come back at all. Some will carry the scars - emotional as well as physical - for the rest of their lives; others will seek escape from the horrors of war in a bottle, a needle, a thousand different ways of taking the edge off the brutality witnessed. Witnessing the darkest side of man, in the many ways he can be evil, vicious, and violent, takes its toll on the strongest of us; you do it out of a sense of honor, obligation, duty.

Thank you. Thank you for doing a job I was unable to do. I've never had to leave my family and friends to travel halfway across the world so someone could take shots at me, or blow things up as I went by. I've never had to go to sleep in a cloth tent in 130º weather, nor march 20 miles in sub-zero cold while shouldering an 80 pound ruck. You have. And for that, you have my respect, my admiration, and my eternal gratitude. If you're out and about in the Northeast and see a shaved head biker looking at you with a mix of awe and longing, that's me. I'm wishing I was half the person you are.

And f I ever witness some dirty hippie disrespect you, I solemnly promise to punch their fucking teeth straight down their neck for you.

That is all.

Memorial Day...

SCI-FI thought y'all should read this. I concur.

Special lady for each Arlington soldier
ARLINGTON, Va. - Joyce Johnson remembers the drums beating slowly as she walked with her girls from the Old Post Chapel, behind the horse-drawn caisson carrying the flag-draped casket of her husband.

...

And then a lady stepped forward, a stranger, dressed not in uniform but in a simple dark suit. She whispered a few words and pressed two cards into Johnson's hands.

"If there is anything you need ..."

Then she melted back into the crowd.

The story centers on the "Arlington Ladies", women who make it a point to attend every funeral (some 30 a day) held at Arlington National Cemetery. They're doing amazing work, comforting those left behind from the heroes who has passed on, either from wounds dealt in battle or from the ravages of time. They offer assistance if asked; a simple presence that brings comfort beyond measure.

Photo borrowed from here

I visited Arlington National Cemetery as a child during one of our trips to Washington DC. A distant cousin, someone I'd never met, who had served in the Armed Forces during the Korean War is buried there. I remember driving solemnly through the cemetery - you go directly to the gravesite you request, no diversions. Seeing the rows upon rows of white tombstones, most with crosses, some with the Star of David, all representing a person who served in a branch of the Armed Forces, tasked with putting their very lives on the line to keep us free.

If you seek heroes, here you will find them. Remember them today and every day.

That is all.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Definitions...

pro·jec·tion

[pruh-jek-shuhn]
–noun


11.
Psychology .
a. the tendency to ascribe to another person feelings, thoughts, or attitudes present in oneself, or to regard external reality as embodying such feelings, thoughts, etc., in some way.


Tea Party’s rise could undercut mainstream GOP

WASHINGTON — The Tea Party movement is energizing elements of the Republican Party and fanning an anti-Washington fervor, but the biggest beneficiaries in the midterm elections, pollsters and political analysts say, could be the main target of their anger: Democrats.

From North Carolina and Kentucky to Colorado and Nevada, candidates backed by Tea Party activists are making strong showings in primaries and opinion polls. Some of their campaigns, however, threaten to undercut GOP efforts to attract independents and moderates, prized voting factions in the general election.

Riiiiiiight.

If this were after the primaries, with a bunch of Tea Party candidates running third party races against Democrats and Republicans, there might be some truth to this line of thinking. Problem is, the Tea Party candidates are winning the GOP nominations. They're defeating the RINOs and incumbents in alarming numbers - because the people want the RINOs and incumbents out on their asses. The Tea Party candidates - despite an incessant smear campaign from the Dems and the media (but I repeat myself) are {GASP} getting their message out - and the people like it and are voting for it.

And this scares the establishment silly - and that's a good thing.

Read the article. Look between the lines - they (media/Dems) are in a full-fledged panic. They're using Paul's comments about the '64 Civil Rights Act - which Democrats voted against - to say that it might lead African Americans to vote for Democrats. That's desperation talking, folks. They know that Øbama has failed to deliver on his campaign promises - how's that closing of Gitmo going? Or bringing troops home. He's energized the right with his ØbamaCare and talk of further bailouts. He's spent more in his first year and a half in office than George Bush spent his entire eight years - proving that while Republicans love big government spending, Democrats love it even more.

They're running scared - and the desperation is palpable. There's still plenty of time until November, granted; we've got a full six months of propagandizing, biased reporting, and outright lies to disseminate before we get to the polls. There's plenty of time for the GOP to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory - this is the party that could screw up a wet dream - but they are being actively aided by the nimrods running things who do things like have the president of the United States - during wartime - skip the Memorial Day celebrations for a long weekend in Chi-Town.

Tone deaf - they haz it.

That is all.

This Could Get Interesting...

Church plans to picket rocker Dio's memorial service
Los Angeles, California (CNN) -- A public memorial service for heavy metal rocker Ronnie James Dio is planned for Sunday, with members of the Westboro Baptist Church saying they will picket the ceremony.

The church in Topeka, Kansas, is known for its intolerance of gays and its picketing of soldiers' funerals.

A picketing schedule on the church's website said protesters will be at the Dio memorial at Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills in Los Angeles, accusing the 67-year-old rocker of worshipping Satan.

Hmmm. Something tells me that metal fans will be significantly less, well, reserved than the families of our fallen soldiers. It fills me with a warm and fuzzy feeling inside to think of these tiny-brained losers getting the stuffing stomped out of them by a couple dozen angry metalheads.

Not that we here at MArooned condone violence against those that most desperately deserve it...

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Saturday, May 29, 2010

Dishonest or Just Stupid?

With this crowd, I opt for dishonest:

Welcome to Massachusetts!

That's the "Stop Handgun Violence" billboard near Fenway Park facing I-90 (a.k.a. the Mass Pike). It's the brainchild of John Rosenthal, arguably the poster child for "I'm a gun owner but" movement (as exemplified by John "$10,000 shotgun" Kerry).

It's dishonest on many levels. First off, in Massachusetts, there is absolutely ZERO loophole of any sort - for any transaction to take place, either at a gun shop or between private citizens, the receiving party must hold a valid MA gun permit. End of story. Do not pass go, do not collect the "gun show loophole". Any transaction that does not result in a licensed gun owner taking possession of the firearm is flat-out illegal.

In other states where no permit is needed to own a firearm (read: America), state laws dictate whether private transactions can occur between citizens. Some states do not allow private transactions; others do not - generally there are regulations on the transfers such as the person receiving must prove they are a resident. In any case, there are strict penalties for transferring a firearm to a prohibited person - the onus is on the seller to prove that the recipient of their firearm is not a prohibited person.

There is no "gun show loophole". It is a complete fabrication made up by the anti-freedom brigade to create a crisis where none exists, in a pathetic attempt to frighten the sheep into supporting more gun control. Study after study shows that the number of firearms used in crimes bought at gun shows are infinitesimally small compared to those outright stolen from law-abiding citizens or obtained through other illegal means.

Yet they persist in telling these lies, and for what end? I think we all know the reason.

That is all.

Vindication!

I took my #1 blogson to the range yesterday for a day of "hooky" - because of the way floating holidays work at my job, and Christmas and the Fourth of July falling on weekends, we had an extra holiday that they chose to give us yesterday. I took the opportunity to have a "Man Day":
Previous outings have left a question as to my handgun shooting prowess, so I guess I had a little something to prove this outing. I set up a silhouette target and ran the LaserLyte and LaserMax sights on my P226 through their paces (both sets are still right on target, although they're both probably in need of new batteries). I even managed to pick up the laser dot at the 75 foot berm, and broke some clays and clanged the 4" steel spinner with the P226!

But this was the day's crowning achievement:

How's Jay's Shooting Now?

Oh, wait, you can't see that with Borepatch's thumb covering it, can you? Silly me. Here it is:

MUCH Better!

That's an 8" Peel 'n' Stick target at 25 feet, shot with a Smith & Wesson Model 17 .22LR revolver, rapid fire single action. Take out the "flyer" and the group is less than ¾" across; even with the "errant" shot in the 9 ring it's still an inch and a half (the .357 Magnum cartridge is 1.6" IIRC). Shooting was offhand, fired as quickly as I could cock the hammer and pull the trigger.

What does this tell me? It tells me that it's not the gun, nor my innate shooting ability that's the issue with centerfire shooting. I'm obviously anticipating recoil and flinching, combined with "stabbing" at the trigger rather than a smooth pull. When I'm shooting .22LR, there's a dramatic improvement in accuracy; additionally when I'm firing a centerfire revolver vs. semi-auto my accuracy is better.

It also tells me that I need to get to the range more often - interestingly enough, the more I shoot, the less I flinch and the better I shoot overall. Go figure.

That is all.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Fenway Liveblog...

So I'm sitting in Fenway Pahhk, drinking a Sam Adams... Right now the Sox are down 9-5, but the night is still young. TheBoy has pretty much eaten his way through the game, but that's what nine year old boys are supposed to do... There's supposed to be something happening in the fifth inning for TheBoy (courtesy of his aunt) which is coming up soon.

It's a good night, that's for damn sure...

That is all.

Train Live-Blogging

Technology is amazing. I am sitting on an MBTA commuter rail train making my way into Boston to see a Red Sox game with TheBoy. I'm holding a communication device smaller than a pack of cigarettes that allows me to post this note to the entire world. It wasn't all that long ago that computers were the stuff of science-fiction, now the amazing has become mundane...

And in an hour and a half or so I'll be sitting in a ballpark built nearly 100 years ago drinking a beverage even older than that... Life is good indeed.

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Ten Second Blogroll Update...

I find when I skip a week, thinking, "heck there's only a couple, I'll wait until next week to update", I almost always wind up finding a boatload of new blogs to add that second week. So here's two quick changes to the blogroll, one addition, one update:

1. Addition: Please welcome Kris from Noodling On It to the blogroll. She's a local blogger with an artistic eye (some great pics there!) who has recently added your humble host to her blogroll (at least that's what I assume that "New" means...) :)

2. Update: Weer'd Beard, my road compatriot, has finally put on the Big Boy Blog pants and is now at Weerdworld, the home of everything weerd.

Welcome to the new blog and congrats to Weer'd!

That is all.

VIcious Circle #52

Vicious Circle #52 is up for your listening pleasure.

Join alan, Weerd Beard, Breda, LabRat & StingRay, aepilotjim and me as we talk about pr0n, short ribs, pr0n, Megan Fox's thumbs, pr0n,crappy guns, pr0n,and some other stuff (mostly pr0n). It's the Weerd'est Vicious Circle yet!

Vicious Circle: Because, really, when you need to fill two hours of mindless drivel, who ya gonna call?

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Wrong, Wrong, Wrong...

Worst drivers in America by state
Whenever I ride in a taxi in New York City, I marvel at the intestinal fortitude of the drivers who navigate pedestrians, potholes and other drivers who seem to have learned how to drive via a video game. And, according to a recent survey of driver knowledge by GMAC Insurance, it turns out that the awe these drivers inspire is justified.
Blah, blah, blah, NYC traffic sucks, yadda yadda yadda. NYC ≠ NYS. The list was automatically made of fail, though, given this:
13. Massachusetts - 75.8
No. Hell no. There is no way on God's Green Earth that Massachusetts is tied with Pennsylvania. There's folks in Pennsylvania that don't even drive cars, for crying out loud; here in MA we give cars away to folks on welfare. We give driver's licenses to people who can't even speak the language; hell, even if your language is based on clicks and inflection we'll chuck a license at you here in the Volksrepublik (as long as you vote Dem...).

I agree with FL being high up on the list (sorry Robb, Greg, and Jay). Having driven quite a bit through the Sunshine state I'll attest to the poor quality of their drivers; however that's skewed because of the high percentage of a) whitehead snowbirds and b) tourists. We MAholes drive like this year round, 24/7, 365. It doesn't get better in the summer or off-peak here. To further complicate matters, we have things called "rotaries" (also known as "traffic circles" further north or "roundabouts" going south) where no one has any fucking clue what to do, and it becomes a vehicular darwin campaign whereby the crappiest and largest car always has the right of way.

MA, where our proud driving motto is "Death before yielding"...

That is all.

Heh...

Seen on a friend's Facebook status:
What does DNA stand for? National Dylexics Association
I LLO'd...

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Believe It Or Not, This Wasn't In MA...

'Tea Party' flag rankles some

WARREN — The Warren Fire Department drew fire Friday morning when members raised one of the nation’s oldest — but these days, controversial — flags from one of three flagpoles they maintain at the Warren Town Common.

Their flying of the Gadsden Flag, a Revolutionary War-era flag depicting a coiled rattlesnake with the slogan “Don’t Tread On Me” below it, angered some residents because though it was originally created to protest the British government prior to and during the American Revolution, it has become a symbol to some of the American Tea Party movement. That conservative movement questions many of the policies, particularly fiscal, of the federal government.

Okay, first off you can tell this isn't Mass because that's about the most neutral description of the Tea Party I think I've ever seen in print. Note to Boston Globe, NYT, et al: See? You can refer to the Tea Party movement without using the word "teabag" or one of the variants. It's nice to see a news article that doesn't pass judgment one way or another, but simply reports the facts as they are without injecting opinion and/or conjecture.

Secondly, it's sad and disturbing to see such a shocking lack of knowledge about our nation's history - and this is something I've noticed, having had a Gadsden on my vehicle for about 10 years now and flying one on my house for the best 5 or 6. People have no friggin' clue what it is, where it comes from, or what it stands for. They don't know the history behind the rattlesnake and its significance as a symbol of the American Revolution*; they don't understand that it's so much more than just a rallying symbol for one particular faction of American patriot.

It's unfortunate that the flag was taken down; it would be heartening to know that there are still men with backbone left in New England.

That is all.

*Per Ben Franklin,
"She never begins an attack, nor, when once engaged, ever surrenders: She is therefore an emblem of magnanimity and true courage. ... she never wounds 'till she has generously given notice, even to her enemy, and cautioned him against the danger of treading on her."
Link sent by PISSED, who was as incredulous as I was that it was taken down as offensive...

Friday Gun Pr0n #165

Here's a little something sent to me in e-mail. JRebel over at Just Another Missouri Rebel was kind enough to send this drool-worthy shot:

Remington 700

That's a Rem 700 in God's Own Old Testament Caliber, a.k.a. .30-6, wearing a mil-dot 4X-16X scope. If it looks familiar it's because JReb set it up as his header shot (gee, I like that idea, wonder if I should do something like that?) *g* With the .30-06 chambering, adjustable bipod, and scope it's good for pretty much any North American game - or blue helmet - one happens across. Here's one practical tactical!

Thanks for sending the pic in, JReb!

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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Needed: One Rail.

...to run this guy outta town on:

Police say Souhegan teacher stole student calculators, sold them on eBay
AMHERST – A 50-year-old Souhegan High School math teacher was arrested Tuesday and charged with stealing calculators from his students and selling them on eBay.

Randy Floyd of 169B Amherst Road in Merrimack has been placed on "indefinite administrative leave," according to a news release by SAU 39 Superintendent Mary Jennings, after being arrested for theft.

I'm trying to figure out how exactly he stole the calculators without the kids figuring it out. I'm guessing it's one of those "left behind in class" things - my kids are always forgetting something at school - but still, I can't imagine that so many kids would leave $100+ calculators behind as to make it worth the risk.

There is one bright side to this story:
Ironically, Floyd may have been responsible for turning the attention of School Resource Officer John Smith on himself. According to the affidavit from Smith, In February, Floyd reportedly sent an anonymous e-mail to the superintendent alleging that a teacher in the school district was using a false address so that her child could attend Souhegan.The e-mail, from asailor127@aol.com, was turned over to Smith so that the officer who is stationed at the high school could investigate.

Smith did a search online for asailor127@aol.com and discovered an eBay account under the same name. He went onto the online auction site and discovered that the owner was selling the TI-83 calculators, which are used in high-level math classes.

YOU. STUPID. FUCK. You used the same anonymous e-mail address to dime out a parent that you used for eBay to sell stolen goods.

The scariest thing is that this dim bulb is a math teacher - doesn't say much for smarts...

That is all.

More MA "Justice"...

House passes overhaul of criminal records laws
House lawmakers today approved legislation long sought by Governor Deval Patrick that would limit employers’ access to the criminal records of job applicants, saying the measure would make it easier for former convicts to find work and avoid the temptations of crime.

Moments after the bill passed, on a 138-17 vote, a throng of former offenders and activists who had been watching from the House gallery spilled into the halls of the State House, cheering and chanting, "Sí, se puede!" – Spanish for "Yes, we can!" The bill was a major priority for many of Boston’s ministers and others who work to reintegrate former offenders into society.

You know, nothing gives me a case of the warm 'n' fuzzies like hearing illegal alien criminals cheering something the MA legislature has done. If this were any place other than Massachusetts I'd be torn on this measure - on the one hand, part of your punishment is owning up to what you've done. If that means that you have to suffer after you've done your time because businesses won't hire you, well, tough shit - you should have thought of that before breaking the law. On the other hand, there are so many bullshit, ridiculous laws aimed at making a felon out of the average person that I can't fully fault this - why should someone pay for decades because they had a piece of brass stuck to their shoe leaving a friend's gun range?

But this is Massachusetts - we make stupid laws an art form.

That is all.

Story sent by my blogson Colin, who is joining the chorus of folks who think my blood pressure is too low...

You're Kidding Me...

TRENDING: Biden jokes about Blumenthal controversy
Washington (CNN) - Add Vice President Joe Biden to the list of people speaking out about the controversy surrounding Democratic Senate nominee and Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal's misstating of his military record during the Vietnam War.

"I was not in Vietnam. I don't want to make a Blumenthal mistake here. Our attorney general from Connecticut, God love him," said Biden, according to a pool report of a Tuesday night at an event at the vice president's residence for wounded troops.

Biden is JOKING about this? Joe fucking BIDEN? In case you hadn't heard, Vice President Biden will be presiding over the Memorial Day celebration while Øbama heads to Chi-town rather than stay and honor those who serve America. In a time of war, he hands the celebration of our veterans and those still in harm's way over to a man who makes jokes about some asshole who claimed honor he didn't earn.

I mean, we'll overlook the irony of the man who bowed out of the 1988 Presidential race in shame over plagiarism concerns questioning the integrity of another Democrat. Biden's done plenty worth mocking and deriding since 1988; his gaffes alone - oh, like asking someone in a wheelchair to stand up or killing off the mother of the Irish Prime Minister - are the stuff of legend. And this is the man Barack Øbama wants to celebrate our Armed Forces?

It'd almost be comical if it wasn't such a stinging slap in the face to those who serve our country and keep us free.

That is all.

This Here's the 44th Dead Goblin...

Oh, what a wonderful story this one is...

Link from FarmDad in Gunblogger Conspiracy, but also pointed out by Angry Patriot is this little gem of an addition to the Dead Goblin Count:

80-Year-Old Chicago Man Kills Armed Home Invader
An 80-year-old Chicago man shot and killed an armed man who broke into his two-story house in a pre-dawn home invasion Wednesday on the city's West Side.

At about 5:20 a.m., the homeowner and his wife, also in her 80s, discovered the intruder entering their home through a back door. The homeowner, who had a gun, confronted and killed the burglar on the doorstep, police said. Cops said the intruder also fired his gun during the struggle.

Eighty years old. Walks with a cane. Lives with his wife of same age. The man who attacked them was armed with a firearm and showed no hesitation in attacking a man and woman fifty years his senior. What chance would they have stood had they not had their own gun? We'd be reading about the double homicide in Chicago right now, that's for damned sure, rather than cheering the addition of yet another dead goblin.

Gun control: Because two octogenarians brutally murdered in their own home by a feral thug is morally superior to a feral thug bleeding out on the back porch.

Dead Goblin Count: 44

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Tacticality...

I got an interesting e-mail after I posted my review of the 5.11 Covert Tactical Pants. The CEO of LA Police Gear, Sean, caught the review and had a proposition for me:

Hi,

I have seen some traffic from your blog ever since you posted about the closeout 5.11 stuff. Thanks for mentioning us. I very much appreciate it.

Can I send you some stuff we make for your review? I will send it all for free. I would like to send you our Operator pants and Operator Polo shirts. Maybe a bail out bag as well.

Naturally I was intrigued, especially given my positive experience with the 5.11 Tactical gear I'd purchased. I'm more than happy to give something new a try and give my honest impressions - and getting an e-mail from the CEO certainly caught my attention. I've bought a handful of items from LA Police Gear in the past and have had good experience with them, so I'm pretty confident that their items will stand up to review.

Sean goes on to explain the items that they will be sending:
These items are not super high quality items like 5.11 or Blackhawk, but are instead made at the lowest price humanly possible and sold at ultra low prices. Lots of people claim to make the best stuff and charge high prices. In this economy I wanted to make products that were “acceptable quality” and an excellent value (ie the price is low so people can afford them).
He's got an excellent point - we're very quick to point out TANSTAAFL / you get what you pay for - and quite often will dismiss a lower-end item simply because of the cost. Getting some exposure to show that these items can compete with the pricier lines can't hurt; at the very least it gets the word out that you don't have to spend a small fortune to get decent stuff that won't fall apart after the first use.

So yesterday I come home to a large box on the kitchen table with the following items in it:

Tactical City!

There's tactical pants, shirts, hats, bags, and even a tactical water bottle! It's clear I've got a couple of different reviews to cover - one for the clothes and one for the gear - and the obvious comparison for the clothes will be the 5.11 gear I've covered previously. The BoB and pistol case should be put to the test rather shortly - looking to take a range trip over the long weekend - and I might even press the new tactical water bottle into service as well!

Stay tuned - we'll have reviews of this gear up hopefully next week.

That is all.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

My Reputation Preceeds Me...

I left a comment over at Zercool's place in response to this post (which has some excellent info in it, BTW). Well, a friend who I will not name (they are welcome to come forward if they like...) e-mailed me this following question which made me LOL:
Your chainsaw doesn't really have a bayonet, does it?? I can't imagine how such a thing would be possible . . . but when it comes to bayonets, your imagination FAR outstrips my own!!

I am the bayonet king!

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Spreadin' the Linky-Love

Couple items of interest:

1. SpeakerTweaker is finally posting again. Woo Hoo! Dude pals around with all the cool TX bloggers, then vanishes off the face of the earth. He's at least making up for it with some quality gun pr0n...

2. My good buddy and fellow NE Bloggershoot attendee ZerCool has a pistola up for sale. It's a Bersa 380 as carried by the World's Most Dangerous Librarian, and his package price is very sweet. I'd be all over it if: a) I were in the market for another .380; and b) it were "safe" enough for the Volksrepublik of Massachusetts... (hate rage).

Go. Read. Buy a pistol.

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Two, Two, Two Dead Goblins at Once!

From FarmDad in Gunblogger Conspiracy comes not one but two heartwarming stories of goblins achieving room temperature care of armed citizens.

Story 1: Burglary attempt ends in shooting
MOSS POINT — Charles and Annetta Ray had just returned home from church when a New Orleans man looking for cash or a ride to a bus station tried to force his way inside their home Sunday, resulting in an exchange of gunfire that ended the man’s life, authorities and witnesses said.

Cornelious Ferrande, 23, died Sunday of a single gunshot wound outside the home in the 3800 block of Wembley Avenue, Jackson County Coroner Vicki Broadus said.

This one contains the quote of the day, too:
I hate that someone got killed, but in this case, the right one died.”
Heh.

Dead Goblin Count: 42

Story #2: Police: Homeowner Shoots, Kills Teen Intruder
A Denver man who confronted several people who were breaking into his home early Monday morning shot and killed a teenager, police said. The victim was shot multiple times in the head.

Police were already in the neighborhood when the shooting occurred at 2:20 a.m.
"Shot multiple times in the head". Doesn't that just give you the warm and fuzzies all over?

Dead Goblin Count: 43

Don't look now, but we're closing in on 50 dead goblins folks...

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Look What I Got...

...although I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with it quite yet...

Resistance is Futile

Yes. I have an iPhone. No, I haven't drank the Kool-Aid. If you look closely, you'll see it's a 2G, 8 GB iPhone - one of the very first to go on sale here in the Northeast, actually. It was a kind "karma" offering from poster "SullyMass" over at the NortheastShooters forum - he had offered this up to paid members of the NES community, and I drew the lucky number. So now I have an iPhone in addition to my iTouch...

I'm still trying to decide what to do with it. It's having trouble receiving wifi signals, even at home where I know the signal is strong; I'd like to get that resolved before going any further. There's talk about this "jailbreaking", where an activated card from a donor phone is put into the iPhone to bring it online; as far as I can tell this can be accomplished somewhat easily, although for a noob to Apple products I have a sharper learning curve than a true Apple fanboi...

So... What should I do with my new (to me) tech toy?

That is all.

MArooned Product Review: Versa Carry

Dennis over at Dragon Leather Works contacted me after the last round of holster reviews. He was pleased with the (overwhelmingly positive) attention that my reviews had generated, and generously offered to make me a custom holster of my choosing as a way of saying thanks. As it turned out, he happened to have a holster for a SigSauer P226 that another customer had ordered but never claimed, so he sent it off to me for my very own. This is a finished product custom-made to the firearm in question, not a prototype or "one size fits most", and I liked it so much I had to show it off...

First up is the holster itself with the Sig tucked snugly inside:

Versa Carry

Here's a long shot of me wearing the Versa Carry as intended:

OC Bad Mofo Mojo

(it is *hard* to get a decent picture of one's self!)

And here's a closeup of the Versa Carry on my belt:

Daddy Like

Look closely. You can see that the part of the holster that rides next to the body is cut and contoured to the outline of the Sig. The trigger is covered; the retention strap holds the gun very securely; the leather is super thick and tough; even the LaserLyte RSL sights are covered by the leading edge of the holster.

I like this holster so much, I think I'm going to get some nice cocobolo grips for the Sig for open carry...

That is all.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Loverly...

Private pay shrinks to historic lows
Paychecks from private business shrank to their smallest share of personal income in U.S. history during the first quarter of this year, a USA TODAY analysis of government data finds.

At the same time, government-provided benefits — from Social Security, unemployment insurance, food stamps and other programs — rose to a record high during the first three months of 2010.
I'm sure this is simply a coincidence, right? Surely it has nothing to do with the massive vote-buying effort put forth by our intellectual superiors on the Potomac, right? Surely there's not a coordinated effort to get more and more people addicted to the steady flow of federal funds so that they become dependent on the government? Sometimes you just have to shake your head - there's just no way this is anything even remotely resembling viable for even intermediate-term, never mind long term.

We're creating the machinery that will be used to grind us down - and we apparently like it.

That is all.

Link sent by PISSED - thanks for the extra spike in BP today... ;)

Tough Question...

A large number of bloggers out there have made mention of the kerfluffle in DC wherein several hundred SEIU thugs stormed the private residence of a Bank of America executive, shouting slogans and otherwise trampling all over a man's castle in some bizarre attempt at intimidation. He wasn't home; only his fourteen year old son was there to witness the mob assault on his family's home.

Now, granted, this was Washington DC where it's highly unlikely that a private residence would have a personal firearm - perhaps that's why the protestors were so bold. Try a stunt like that in, say, neighboring Virginia, and they'd be very likely to have taken fire for such an assault. Look at the videos. Check out the pictures. There was some 500 angry people shouting at this house in some kafka-esque display of impotent rage; this could very easily have turned very ugly.

The media has, once again, been eerily silent on this; only the fact that a journalist lives across the street from the residence in question resulted in coverage. Nina Easton happened to be home at the time and witnessed the thuggery live and direct; who can say if we would even know this happened - save through the SEIU filter - had she not captured the event for posterity. No wonder Øbama doesn't like the rise of iPods and blogs...

It raises a fundamental question, though, for those of us in the 2A community. At what point in a protest such as this are within our rights to light these bastards up? Most states will prosecute the use of deadly force if employed to stop property damage/theft; however it's an easy argument that an angry mob constitutes far more than a threat to one's property. I've got a son not much younger than the young man in that house; if I were to arrive at my home to find a mob outside frightening the bejeezus out of him, very bad things would happen.

This is a frightening series of events on many levels. It represents true democracy - mob rule - in that this group of goons made a concerted effort to intimidate, harass, and otherwise physically threaten someone simply on the basis of the job they perform. It's a chilling glimpse into the future where a protected class - in this case a labor union - is allowed unchecked aggression simply because they agree with the cause. There are reports that DC police accompanied the protestors - if that is the case, every single officer who was there, along with the supervisors who authorized it, should be fired and prosecuted for aiding and abetting criminal action (trespass, at the very least).

If this is the direction they choose, it will lead to bloodshed. At some point there will be another "protest" like this one where someone panics and cranks some 00 buck into the crowd. Or maybe they'll just pick the wrong house and wind up on the receiving end of 30 rounds of .223 Remington. Hell, maybe they'll get real stupid, protest Dick Cheney's house, and wind up full of birdshot... I cannot see this sort of tactic going unchallenged. Not in the America I know, where people take a dim view indeed of mobs storming private houses.

"Don’t fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here"

That is all.

God Bless Texas...

And kudos to Ruger for cashing in!

Kill coyotes like a governor
AUSTIN, Texas - Texas Gov. Rick Perry's showdown on the jogging trail has spurred a gun maker to sell a "Coyote Special" edition of the weapon he used to take down the varmint. Perry himself has one of the pistols.

The governor shot the coyote that he said was threatening his daughter's puppy with a Ruger .380-caliber pistol. Manufacturer Sturm, Ruger & Co. Inc. has now come out with a version emblazoned with "Coyote Special" and "A True Texan" on the sides.

I dunno if I'd be bragging about my state being associated with .380 ACP, but heck, it did the job, right?

That is all.

Story sent by The Big Guy - thanks brother!

This Is What I Deal With...

Sent to me by, well, a whole mess 'o' folks is this gem of a story from my state:

Patrick says Obama critics are 'almost at the level of sedition'
Governor Deval Patrick, even as he decried partisanship in Washington, said today that Republican opposition to President Obama’s agenda has become so obstinate that it “is almost at the level of sedition.”

The Democratic governor, who is close to the president, made the comments at a forum at Suffolk Law School's Rappaport Center, where he was asked by an audience member about partisan battling in Congress.

Patrick said that even "on my worst day, when I’m most frustrated about folks who seem to rooting for failure," he doesn't face anything like the opposition faced by the president.

"It seems like child’s play compared to what is going on in Washington, where it is almost at the level of sedition, it feels to like me,” Patrick said.

Ah, yes. Dissent is sedition. We all remember how "dissent" was viewed under the last administration, don't we? No? Here's a quick recap:

Dissent is patriotic

The President himself is the traitor

Video montage of patriotic dissent

Comparing the President to Hitler

More patriotic dissent

The President "criminalized" protesting

Dissent was quarantined

Dissent was attacked

Dissent was silenced

Protest was restricted

Wow, it looks like that last President sure cracked down hard on those that disagreed with him. I mean, President HopeyChangey spent the first year in office throwing open the doors of the Bastille and letting out all the political prisoners, right? He damn near broke his arm signing Executive orders that stopped things like protest zones, right? At least he closed down the gulag, right?

Yep. When the President has an (R) after his name, dissent is grand ol' patriotism wrapped up i the American flag and served with apple pie. When the President has a (D) after his name, it's gravest treason punishable only, one assumes, by forcible re-education and/or the gallows. That's how these people think - if you dissent you must be destroyed. They just spent the last eight year projecting their hopes, dreams, and desires as to what they'd do with that power onto the existing president.

Make no mistake - these fuckers would just as soon march you and I onto the cattle cars as look at us.

That is all.

Tactical Pants... On Film!

This is what happens when you get a crazy idea...



Granted, the two-gun carry isn't exactly practical, but since when has practical ever entered into the equation? A single CCW piece with a pair of reloads is trivially easy to conceal and carry with the 5.11 covert series - especially a slim, light semi-auto like the P3AT/LCP/PM9. The biggest problem I had - which you can see in the video - is that the small Kel-Tec mags have a tendency to slide down into the pocket a little too far to be quickly retrieved. Also, the Bianchi speed strips didn't fit in the little pouch inside the pocket.

Wearing these pants and carrying a concealed firearm all day long is a breeze. The zippered pockets give piece of mind that no one will catch a glimpse of a pistol butt should you lean over the wrong way; the concealment is superb and access is rapid. The side pockets keep the rest of your gear well-separated from the firearm, so that there's no risk of something inadvertently getting in the trigger guard.

All in all, it's an excellent design.

That is all.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Happy Blogiversary!

Newbius celebrates his second year of blogging.

Let's see... Two years old. That means he's still got a year under the factory warranty, but might have to replace the tires soon... Unless his blog were a VW, in which case he'd be off warranty and the transmission would blow... But his blog is better than a VW. It's at least a Honda...

Go. Read. Some very good stuff therein.

That is all.

Probability of Success: Low.

Excuse Me! T Launches Courtesy Campaign
"Give peace and quiet a chance. Please keep your cell phone or live conversations at a reasonable volume. Keep your language clean, too, because the T is a family ride."

The MBTA is launching a courtesy campaign to help remind riders to be polite and mindful of others.

[Pauses to let that sink in]

Yes, you read that right. The MBTA, awash in patronage, pension overruns, and clueless managers who expect free lunches, somehow has money kicking around for an ad campaign - voiced by Boston Celtic Paul Pierce - telling people to use common sense and manners. I figure this will work on Bostonians about the same time the sun turns into a lifeless ball of ice. But hey, you know, a quirky ad showing an inconsiderate businessman or a pregnant woman is going to change people's behaviors!

In times of layoffs, budget cuts, and all-round belt-tightening, someone approved this campaign. It's just the sort of thing that looked great on paper and has most likely been planned for years, but when it came time for rollout, no one stopped and said, hey, you know what, why don't we shelve this for a bit until things move a little closer to the black? Then again, this is the MBTA, all the financial restraint of the Patrick administration with less oversight, so this may very well be the closest they come to the black...

I'm also struck by the dichotomy. They're banking that a slick ad campaign combining voice ads and printed material will overcome decades of slovenly, antisocial behavior; yet suggest to Hollywood that a steady diet of ultraviolent movies and video games might harm our kids and the same cast of characters will swear on a stack of Avatar DVDs that there's no connection. They'll happily take our money to come up with an ad campaign that has about the same probability of success as a Tiger Woods Marriage Counseling seminar, yet turn around and, with nary a hint of irony, state that it's guns that are the reason kids shoot up schools and not ultraviolent video games like Grand Theft Auto and the like.

*sigh* I know - expecting logic or consistency from Hollywood liberals is like expecting fiscal conservatism from Republicans...

That is all.

What Passes for "News"...

Let's see...

We know that Brett Michaels won something called "Celebrity Apprentice".

We know that the quasi-famous husband of a semi-star who died recent is dead.

We know that Sarah Ferguson is both off Weight Watchers and her rocker.

We know that the BP oil spill ZOMG is still leaking.

We know how "Lost" (some sort of TV show) ended.

...

Oh, and BTW, not that it means anything or not, but North Korea is perpetrating acts of open war on its neighbor to the south, resulting in a stern warning from the Øbama administration that if it continues we might be forced to issue a stern warning or something.

I dunno 'bout the bread, but man those circuses are something, ain't they?

That is all.

Rare Animal Sighting...

Big news today, folks! We have a rare animal sighting right here in Massachusetts. The other day, in the city of Boston, we saw the appearance of the Massachusetts Pander Bear:

'Yours is a peaceful faith'

Governor Deval Patrick told more than 1,100 Muslims at a Roxbury mosque yesterday that he knew many have encountered discrimination and racial profiling since Sept. 11 and that he would do everything in his power to combat those problems.

Speaking at what Muslim activists described as the first such forum with a Massachusetts governor, the 53-year-old Democrat pledged to take seven steps to help Muslims in the state.
Yeah, because when I think of states that are just plain intolerant to those that want to kill Americans, Massachusetts is at the top of the freakin' list, isn't it? Unless those muslims are trying to become law-abiding gun owners, I'd say that the state of Massachusetts hasn't discriminated against them in the least. I find it amusing - and here by "amusing" I really mean "infuriating" - that Governor Patrick would like to throw me in jail for buying more than one gun a month, but wants to end non-existent discrimination against muslims...

Let's play "Spot the Money Phrase" for a moment, shall we?
Patrick, who is running for reelection this year, has attended similar forums with people of different faiths, including Christian and Jewish residents
BINGO! We have a winner! Patrick is in the political fight of his life - his wife may have to give up her six figure job and her personal assistant, you know! - and is willing to kiss every ass put in front of him for votes. He's running scared, seeing the election of Scott Brown to the Senate seat formerly held by Ted Kennedy as a harbinger of the November elections, and he's been vasolining his lips for some serious ass osculation ever since.

Better keep kissing, "Cadillac"...

That is all.

Link e-mailed to me by reader Stretch, who, like PISSED, thinks my blood pressure is too low or something...

Third Annual Northeast Bloggershoot Summer Shoot

This weekend is Memorial Day weekend, the unofficial start to summer, so what better time to start thinking about the Third Annual Northeast Blogger Shoot Meet & Shootin' Spectacular?!?!?!

I've had many people e-mail and/or call me about the summer shoot, from wondering if it was going to happen this year (DUH!) to asking when it was going to be and if they could help (dunno, and hell yes). I think the proprietor of the Sooper Seekrit range is on board with hosting our crazy group yet again, so let's start thinking and planning. And who knows? Maybe we can cajole a visit from the World's Most Dangerous Librarian?


Let's do it right, shall we?

Date: TO BE DETERMINED - Last weekend in July, first weekend in August-ish. If we hold the shoot on a Sunday, Paul from Stateline Gun Shop may be able to make an appearance with some of his wonderful toys, so I'd prefer to do it then.

Time: Tentatively starting at 10:00 AM and going until we're kicked out (typically before 5 PM)

Location: Doubletrouble's sooper seekrit range, the location of which is highly classified.

Attendees: Like last year and the year before, the size of the range limits us to a certain number of folks, although accommodations can be made for larger groups if we don't mind shooting in shifts and such.

Miscellaneous: As with last year, this is a "pack-in, pack-out" shoot - if you want to bring a 1968 International Harvester to shoot the hell out of, go right ahead. Just be prepared to drag the bullet-riddled carcass out with you. Also, our group really is getting too big to order lunch, so I would recommend bringing lunch with you this year. Calling the sandwich shop for two dozen subs was a little much last year...


Let's start nailing down specifics and get the ball rolling!

That is all.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Hmmm...

Clan G. is heading north today into free America in search of a local Renaissance Faire rumored to be held in nearby southern New Hampshire. Time constraints forced us to miss King Richard's Faire last year for the first time since Mrs. G. and I started going in 1993, so the Faire garb has been sitting in the closet for longer than usual.

But there's a new addition - I'm thinking of trying this little beauty out.

Since I'll be in America, where open vs. concealed carry is less of an issue (not only is it legal in NH, but the NH AG has sent letters to police chiefs affirming the legality of open carry), I might even use the pistol pouch for its intended purpose. Now, granted, it will be on a belt with the rest of my medieval garb and as such highly unlikely to attract attention (aside from being a shaved head biker looking dude running around with a full meter two-handed broadsword and battle axe, that is...).

We'll see. I may need money for bail later... ;)

That is all.

Happy News Story of the Day

Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say

A man whom the U.S. described as a key figure in Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula accidentally blew himself up, U.S. military officials told Fox News.

The officials say Nayif Al-Qahtani was "messing with a bomb" when it went off. U.S. officials had been watching him, but Fox News' sources insist the U.S. had nothing to do with his death.

"Messing with a bomb". How much you wanna bet he asked someone to hold his beer first?

I liked this statement:
Al-Qahtani was "a vibrant guy linked to ongoing operations planning, and his death will have an impact," one official told Fox News.
What the hell was this guy, the conference coordinator? From the description given to the media it sounds likes something HR would release if an employee were to meet a grisly end in a freak paper shredder accident. It's treated like an unfortunate accident from an otherwise normal workplace scenario, which I guess in their twisted worldview is exactly what it is. At least Al-Qahtani didn't get a chance to ply his wicked craft among US troops or civilians.

Besides, it's always nice to see some terrorist asshole get exactly what they deserve.

That is all.

Story e-mailed to me by good friend, reader, and blogshoot attendee brad_in_ma, who forwarded it to me with this disclaimer:
I laughed. Out. Loud.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

QotD, Range Edition

So I took one of my blogsons to the range this morning. We were shooting on the pistol range when we were joined by a gentleman bringing two new shooters to the range. He had only brought a couple centerfire autos, so I offered my Colt Official Police .22LR and my S&W model 422. They took turns shooting at the steel spinners, with minimal success (they were out at 25 yards). I put in a fresh magazine in the 422 and let loose, hitting the 4" target 8-9 times out of 10.

Guy looks at me and asks, "you've been shooting for a while, haven't you?"

I was so pleased it almost made me forget missing the target with all 8 rounds out of Colin's model 908...

That is all.

Heh...

My new friend Newbius captured a moment's hilarity on the Gunblogger Conspiracy last night.

Teh funneh. We haz it.

That is all.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Friday Funnies

Sent to me by commenter and NE bloggershoot attendee stickman:
Subject: FW: Info about Gonorrhea Lectim...

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall. Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.
Heh. "Votemout" - I like it.

That is all.

Tactical Pants Guide...

My post on my new tactical pants seems to be getting attention.

They've got a handy round-up of some of the more common tactical outfitters out there, with price, construction, etc. comparisons for all the major brands. It's like Consumer Reports for Tactical pants! There's a lot of good information in that Guide, so if you're in the market for some tactical gear it's worth your while to take a look.

Besides, who couldn't use more tactical pants? Well, besides Robb, of course...

That is all.

NRA Convention Super Mega Blogroll Update

Hoo boy. There are a lot of changes to the ol' blogroll today. There's three categories: Folks I met for the first at the convention; folks I had on the blogroll already but met in person who will be added to the "Bloggers I've Met" section; and new blogs unconnected to the NRA convention.



Folks I met at the convention who were not previously on the MArooned blogroll:

The Blazing Orange - There's a good reason OrangeNeck wasn't on the blogroll before the NRA convention - he didn't have a blog to roll!

The View from North Central Idaho - okay, I'm embarrassed that I didn't have the inimitable Joe Huffman on my blogroll before the convention. At least that oversight has now been corrected...

Damnum absque injuria - a.k.a. the illustrious XRLQ. Dunno why he wasn't on the 'roll before now, as I've been reading xrlq for ages...

Legally Armed In Detroit - Had the pleasure of sitting down to some really yummy southern BBQ with Rick on the first night at the convention. He's a CCW instructor in Detroit, which is one place that definitely needs more armed citizens.

MacBourne's Musings - Got a brief chance to talk to Scott at the dinner; yet another "if there were more time..."

Michael Bane - because, you know, sometimes ya just gotta drop the big names...




Folks who were on the 'roll but I met for the first time at the NRA convention:

Simple Musings from a Guy with Guns

Another Gun Blog

Excels at Nothing

Doin' the Time Warp

SayUncle

Snowflakes in Hell

pdb

The Countertop Chronicles

The Newbius Papers

The Ten Ring

Snarkybytes

The Breda Fallacy



Folks added to the 'roll unconnected to the convention:


But that's unpossible! - THOTpd from the Gunblogger Conspiracy went and got his own blog. Good on ya!

The Displaced Louisiana Guy - lists his occupation as "historic interpreter". I like that.

Big's Blog - has a similar take on things as a certain shaved-head loudmouth...

The Zen of Rhi - Diary of a Mad Woman - Another GBC poster trying out this blog thing. Looks good Rhi!



Wow. I think I might just have one of the largest blogrolls out there... And that, my friends, is a good thing - I don't know about anyone else, but it brings a smile to my face when I see MArooned on someone's blogroll. I figure that the least I can do is return the favor.

Go. Read them all. There will be a quiz later.

That is all.

Friday VC...

And we're back to Vicious Circle being on Friday...

Vicious Circle #51 is up for your listening pleasure. Join alan, Weerd Beerd, Breda, LabRat, aepilotJim and me as we discuss, among other things, the genetic and sociological reasons why women have a harder time defending themselves than men.

VC: There's odd, and there's Vicious Circle odd...

That is all.

Random NRA Pic #5

Heh...

GET TO DA CHOPPAH!

"If it bleeds, we can kill it"...

That is all.

Friday Gun Pr0n #164

What happens when this shows up at the G. household:

NAA Mini Bayonet

You get something truly wondrous. You get... Well, you get this...

From the website that brought you the Snub-a-rooney, we present the following:

Snub-a-rooney Junior

I got an e-mail from my contact at LaserLyte informing me that a NAA mini-22 bayonet was winging its way to me, and knew that this was something I needed to do. It was a moral imperative that the laser sight and the bayonet be combined into a miniature version of the Snub-a-rooney. Having a NAA mini-22 with a laser sight *and* a bayonet was something that simply had to be done - especially since seeing the blue gun mock-up at the LaserLyte booth at the NRA convention.

And here it is - the Snub-a-rooney Junior.

That is all.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Random NRA Pic #4

Every home needs one of these:

Wall 'o' 10/22s

Someday I want a section of the armory to look just like that.

That is all.

Getting Noticed...

Had an interesting experience when I stopped by the LaserMax booth at the NRA convention. I wanted to stop by and see if my contact was there (come to find out that he didn't make the convention from what I could garner), so I swung by their booth to see what was going on. Looking down the table at all the really neat offerings, I saw the Colt foregrip laser like I have on my Bushmaster. I pointed it out to Weer'd Beard and asked if it looked familiar. He wasn't sure what I meant, so I mentioned that it was the same foregrip I had on my Bushie that I had reviewed.

It was that point when the guy working that section of the counter recognized me. "You're Jay G.!" He then turned to the other guy working the booth and pointed me out. I'm not sure if I should take this as a good thing, or if perhaps I've become the "Where's Waldo" of the gunnie community. Look for Jay! He could be anywhere...

In any case, it was neat to be noticed...

That is all.

Non-Friday Vicious Circle...

We finally have Vicious Circle #50!!!

Join Alan, Weerd Beerd, Breda, Mike W, Newbius, Wai, and I as we discuss the NRA convention and anything else that pops into our heads from both my hotel room and then some deserted bank lobby (it's two separate recordings in one!). This is a different type of VC in that rather than calling in on Skype it was recorded with a big honkin' softball microphone.

Vicious Circle: More fun than poking yourself in the eye with a hot poker.

That is all.

I Traveled 1800 Miles...

...to go to the NRA convention in Charlotte, NC, and all I got was a $10 knife:

At Least It's a Ka-Bar

I had to bring something home from the convention, right?

That is all.

Humbling...

You know what's humbling?

This:

Press? Me?

I am the media. That is humbling, frightening, and powerful all at the same time. I've never claimed to be a writer; heck, I've never wanted to be a writer. My meager talent with the written word is eclipsed by many on my blogroll; I'll be the first to admit that. I've got published authors over there, folks I've had the pleasure of reading over and over (I am also a published author, but unless you feel like reading about the visual transduction pathway in mammals and amphibians, take a pass...)

I am a reporter. That was hammered home when I interviewed Nick Ecker from Charter Arms. It's one thing to dig up a news report, pull a paragraph or two, and comment on it; it's another thing entirely to put pen to paper, asking questions and sifting through information. I'm fairly knowledgeable of the gun laws here in MA; I know a lot of the regulations and such; but actually talking to someone that has gone through the process was an eye-opener. The process by which raw notes and memories get turned into an article is a long and convoluted one, at least from what I've seen and done.

I am a promoter. I promote myself. I promote my blog. I promote my agenda. There's always some angle to take, some bias to apply, some edge to walk. Whether I'm reviewing a new piece of gear, giving my opinion of a recent local or national event, or just posting a cute picture of my kids, whatever it is that I post becomes a permanent part of my blog, and by extension, of me. Ten years from now, when TheBoy goes off to college, it's entirely possible that he might run a Google search and find pictures of his old man holding a bayonet-equipped something and attacking a child's toy.

All I know is that whether I'm acting as reporter, "direct media", or just a plain ol' proud papa, I own the words here lock, stock, and barrel - and that suits me just fine.

That is all.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Random NRA Pic #2 & 3

Came across these beauties at the Duracoat booth:

Heh1



Heh2



I love these guys. They have a great sense of humor...

That is all.