Well, I got so many great responses to my request for Friday Fun thread that I'm going to need to sit down and sort them out. However, today's list is going to be something different. Today's list is going to center on drivers; specifically, the
Top Ten things other drivers do while driving that piss me off (yeah, there's a LOT of rage today). Strap in. This'll be a good 'un.
UPDATE: 1a.
Failure to yield for emergency vehicles. Jake brought this one up in comments. Folks who don't pull over for fire trucks or ambulances deserve to be battered out of the way and then surcharged to fix the truck in question. They rarely do it to cops because they know the cops will give them a ticket at the least.
1.
Not stopping at stop signs. If blowing through the stop sign is the only way you're going to get in front of me, then maybe you ought to wait the extra three seconds until I go by. I guarantee you whatever you're late for is less important than not having a three ton truck crush you like a bug.
2.
Proceeding through the intersection through a yellow light even though traffic is backed up into the intersection already. It should be legal to shoot anyone that does this. If traffic is backed up to the intersection and you pull into the intersection
as the light turns yellow, you're asking for a tire iron beating at the least.
3.
Traveling 10+ MPH below the speed limit. Speed limits are, for the most part, arbitrarily applied and designed to maximize the money flowing into the city/town setting them. There's simply no reason to go
slower than advised.
4.
Matching the speed of the guy next to you on the highway. The left lane is for passing. PASSING. It is not for sitting in and matching the speed of the car next to you. You are not responsible for traffic speed control. Either pass the guy or don't; don't impede traffic, dunce.
5.
Sitting in my blind spot on the highway. This is especially maddening when I'm pulling the camper - it's usually some little compact that barely registers on the mirrors anyways, and for some infuriating reason they INSIST on sitting right at the junction of the truck and the camper - right where it's hardest to see.
6.
Stopping in the middle of a rotary. Traffic in the circle (also known as roundabout) has the right of way. It's posted at every rotary. If you get halfway around and stop, you're unnecessarily blocking traffic for each and every road entering the traffic circle. And you stand a very good chance of getting rear-ended, as stopping in the rotary is the same as randomly jamming on your brakes in the middle of the street.
7.
Cutting me off when there's no one behind me. This goes beyond "irk" and well into "hate" - pulling out in front of me to the point of me having to slam on my brakes when there's not a single car behind me. For that extra two seconds, you've just gained the undying enmity of a dude driving a three ton truck. Not smart...
8.
Tailgating, especially when I'm stuck behind someone else. Look, I usually travel at or above the speed limit. If there's someone in front of me, there's little I can do except start pushing. Getting on *my* ass ain't gonna move the guy in front of me, and is only going to make me hate you more...
9.
Going straight in a left-turn only lane. There are signs preceding the intersection by a good 500+ feet. You know how the lanes work. You just didn't want to wait in the long line of cars going straight, so you pulled into the left-turn only lane and then plan on cutting in after the light turns green. I've got 345 horsepower and 5,700 pounds of truck that says you don't make it.
10.
Not using your directionals. Yeah, I know, it's MA; we're not expected to use the turn signals, etc. Look, when you randomly stomp on your brakes, it'd be good to know if you're turning, stopping to avoid something in the street, or just randomly hitting your brakes in response to the voices from Planet Weembo beamed there from the Zooboni Nebula. Common courtesy: in this case, not just a good idea, but also the law.
So there you have my Top Ten list of things that other drivers do to piss me off on the road. I've covered the more egregious examples; some are locational (rotaries) but most are generally applicable anywhere around the country. Idiots are idiots, they abound and flourish despite all of Darwin's best guesses; somehow some of them even manage to secure licenses to drive an automobile...
I'm guessing that most of y'all have your own personal pet motoring peeves, so let's hear 'em!
That is all.